what are you doing?
Used to ask what the interlocutor is currently doing.
Calvin is hammering nails into coffee table. Mom: CALVIN WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COFFEE TABLE?!? Calvin: Is this some sort of trick question, or what? Bill Watterson
If God is a reality, and the soul is a reality, and you are an immortal being, what are you doing with your Bible shut? Herrick Johnson
If your customer base is aging with you, then eventually you are going to become obsolete or irrelevant. You need to be constantly figuring out who are your new customers and what are you doing to stay forever young. Jeff Bezos
BB: I'm actually from the West Country... [solitary cheer from audience] BB: Hypnotized, or actually? What are you doing here? Audience member: I had to come. BB: What do you mean you had to come here? What, you were on some dark purpose? Ch. 4, 07:38. Bill Bailey
What are you doing here anyway?" "'Here' as in your bedroom or 'here' as in the great spiritual question of our purpose here on this planet?" -Clary & Jace, pg.306. Cassandra Clare
What are you doing with a car here in 1860? Walt Disney