whiskeyfied

fap drunk as a fiddler drunk as a skunk drunk as a sow drunk as a piper drunk as a wheelbarrow drunk as Chloe drunk as an owl drunk as David's sow drunk as a fiddler's bitch as drunk as a skunk fit-shaced as pissed as a fart as pissed as a newt as drunk as a fiddler's bitch

level DRY straight moderate clean steady

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