I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. Artemus Ward
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother. Charles Farrar Browne
My wife's brother has a little house on a small island in the Baltic Sea, and we go there at Christmas. The 30-minute crossing from the mainland to this island is the most terrifying cruise you'll ever take. They give you a barf bag when you walk on board. Nick Frost