drunk as a boiled owl Synonyms

buttered drunk as a lord drunk as a piper drunk as a skunk drunk as a sow drunk as a wheelbarrow drunk as an owl drunk as Chloe drunk as David's sow full as a goog pissed as a fart pissed as a newt drunk as a fiddler's bitch drunk as a cunt cabbaged fap inebrious oliver ossified para potulent pot-valiant ree shitty drunk as a fiddler tight as a tick