drunk as a lord Synonyms

tight as a tick drunk as a cunt drunk as a fiddler lubricated shitty pie-eyed blotto blind drunk zoned waxed drunk as a fiddler's bitch drunk as a piper pissed as a newt pissed as a fart full as a goog drunk as David's sow drunk as Chloe drunk as an owl drunk as a wheelbarrow drunk as a sow drunk as a skunk wavey tippling steamed inked inebrious half seas over guttered foxed fap ebrious cand cabbaged legless ossified sotted smoked slaughtered ree ratted pot-valiant potulent plowed para buttered