Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Just to be silly! George Carlin
Unlicensed illegal immigrants drive on our roads and interstates without insurance, and there is little that our law enforcement officials can do to stop them. Spencer Bachus
T is a wise saying, Drive on your own track. Plutarch
In Japan people drive on the left. In China people drive on the right. In Vietnam it doesn't matter. P. J. O'Rourke
You never know, he thought. You just never know. You drift along, year after year, presuming certain values to be fixed; like being able to drive on a public thoroughfare without somebody trying to murder you. Richard Matheson
90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that's good, suck it up, and drive on. Patton Oswalt