1. my ass - Pronoun
2. my ass - Interjection
my ass
(slang, vulgar) Indicates disapproval, disagreement, or disbelief, often with a tone of disregard, disdain, or disgust, referring to the buttocks.
She'll use my money to buy a new car, my ass!
You're his brother, my ass! You look nothing alike.
my ass (personal pronoun; the first person, singular)
(slang, vulgar) I; me; myself; oneself in the third person.
My boss screwed up again, and of course it's my ass that has to deal with it.
Now I gotta drag my ass to work. He says it's fine, but get real—you know it'd be *my* ass on the hook, if anything happened.
I get satisfaction of three kinds. One is creating something, one is being paid for it and one is the feeling that I haven't just been sitting on my ass all afternoon. William F. Buckley
When my time on earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want they bury me upside down, and my critics can kiss my ass. Bob Knight
If it's illegal to rock and roll, throw my ass in jail! Kurt Cobain
Kiss is the number-one American band in gold-record sales. In the world, only the Beatles and the Stones are ahead of us. Every other band should be wiping my ass. The line forms over there to the left. Gene Simmons
My own opinion is enough for me, and I claim the right to have it defended against any consensus, any majority, anywhere, any place, any time. And anyone who disagrees with this can pick a number, get in line and kiss my ass. Christopher Hitchens
Good, good, good, but God keep my ass out of his rye. Spanish Proverb