My aunt once said that the world would never find peace until men fell at their women's feet and asked for forgiveness. Jack Kerouac
Swearing relieves the feelings-that is what swearing does. I explained this to my aunt on one occasion, but it didn't answer with her. She said I had no business to have such feelings. Jerome K. Jerome
My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie? Billy Wilder
Well when I was young, when I was very young, when I was a little boy I don't remember the music I heard, but there was an article in the Brooklyn Daily written by my Aunt about how I could choose phonograph records. Elliott Carter
If my aunt had been a man, she'd have been my uncle. Romanian Proverb
If my aunt had a beard, this man would be my uncle. Persian Proverb