1. schlong - Noun
2. schlong - Verb
schlong (plural schlongs)
(vulgar, slang) A penis, especially a long one.
Synonyms: cock, putz, schmuck, tadger; see also Thesaurus:penis
(vulgar, slang) To engage in sexual intercourse (with); to fuck.
Synonyms: see Thesaurus:copulate with
(by extension) To beat, whack, or attack.
(by extension) To defeat or humiliate.
Synonyms: bring low, demean, trounce; see also Thesaurus:abash
Oh, I would while away the hours, Wanking in the flowers, my heart all full of song, I'd be gliding all the lilies as I waved about my willie, If I only had a schlong. Christopher Moore (author)