[With reference to a 'how to date' book] Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. David Cross
My mama never wore a pair of pants when I was growing up, and now that's all she wears. It was so funny for me when I first started seeing Mama wear pants. It was like it wasn't Mama. Now I've bought her many a pantsuit because she just lives in them. Dolly Parton
I wake up every morning disappointed that I have to wear pants and walk. Imagination has a way of breeding disappointment. Scott Adams
Why wear pants when you can wear a muumuu? Beth Ditto
I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants. Emily Procter
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time. Jai Rodriguez