Be grateful you're not in the forest in France Where the average young person just hasn't a chance To escape from the perilous pants eating plants But your pants are safe, you're a fortunate guy You ought to be shouting how lucky am I. Dr. Seuss
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. Navjot Singh Sidhu
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. Geraldo Rivera
I was terrorized by the emotional requirements of being an actor. Acting is like letting your pants down; you're exposed. Paul Newman
You never know when some crazed rodent with cold feet could be running loose in your pants. Bill Watterson
And when you're alone there's a very good chance you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants There are some, down the road between hither and yon, that can scare you so much you won't want to go on. Dr. Seuss