drunk as a piper Synonyms

cabbaged drunk as a lord drunk as a skunk drunk as a sow drunk as a wheelbarrow drunk as an owl drunk as Chloe drunk as David's sow full as a goog pissed as a fart pissed as a newt tight as a tick drunk as a fiddler's bitch drunk as a cunt foxed hazed keyed potulent pot-valiant wavey waxed whiskyfied whiskeyfied shitty drunk as a fiddler drunk as a boiled owl