drunk as a skunk Synonyms

cabbaged drunk as a fiddler drunk as a cunt drunk as a fiddler's bitch drunk as a lord drunk as a piper drunk as a sow drunk as a wheelbarrow drunk as an owl drunk as Chloe drunk as David's sow full as a goog pissed as a fart pissed as a newt tight as a tick drunk as a boiled owl shitty blotto ebrious foxed hazed keyed potulent pot-valiant ratted steamed wavey waxed whiskyfied whiskeyfied zoned pissed blind drunk out of it