drunk as Chloe Synonyms

cabbaged tight as a tick pissed as a newt pissed as a fart full as a goog drunk as David's sow drunk as an owl drunk as a wheelbarrow drunk as a sow drunk as a skunk drunk as a piper drunk as a lord drunk as a fiddler's bitch drunk as a cunt drunk as a fiddler shitty whiskeyfied pot-valiant drunk as a boiled owl